15 4 / 2014

laughcentre:

don’t you hate it when you offer help and the other person says yes

(Source: allantruong, via thegirl-with-kaleidoscope-eyes)

07 4 / 2014

abigalmills:

im not crying there’s just overpriced college education in my eye

(Source: connorsbod, via thegirl-with-kaleidoscope-eyes)

07 4 / 2014

thegirl-with-kaleidoscope-eyes:

To the cute ass couple two couches away, 

Take your happiness elsewhere. 

Sincerely, 

Bitter ass twat 

Me everyday.

07 4 / 2014

tinadayton:

Pretty good quote I read today. I think a lot of people forget about this. 

(via thegirl-with-kaleidoscope-eyes)

07 4 / 2014

american-mouth-flightless-bird:

"ARE WE REALLY HITTING ON EACH OTHER RIGHT NOW OR ARE WE KIDDING?!!" The Musical.

(via thegirl-with-kaleidoscope-eyes)

06 4 / 2014

03 4 / 2014

nostalgiabyveidt:

onlinewifey:

smack that ass from 8 feet away

image

more like smack myself in the eye and cry for a few hours

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

03 4 / 2014

alabasterbones:

i envy people that come up with witty comebacks on the spot because i’m gonna need at least a 3 day notice 

(via thegirl-with-kaleidoscope-eyes)

03 4 / 2014

nostalgiabyveidt:

onlinewifey:

smack that ass from 8 feet away

image

more like smack myself in the eye and cry for a few hours

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

03 4 / 2014

lsdzeppelin:

WHY DO HOT BOYS WITH LONG HAIR MAKE ME SO EMOTIONAL

(via thegirl-with-kaleidoscope-eyes)

03 4 / 2014

alabasterbones:

i envy people that come up with witty comebacks on the spot because i’m gonna need at least a 3 day notice 

(via thegirl-with-kaleidoscope-eyes)

03 4 / 2014

guy:

the more i talk, the more i understand why i’m single

(Source: guy, via thegirl-with-kaleidoscope-eyes)

02 4 / 2014

subcourfeyrac:

when ur crush tells a dumb joke and u make a frustrated noise and they go “come on you know you love me”

and ur just 

(⊙ヮ⊙) …………

yeHA THAT’S THE PROBLEM

(via thegirl-with-kaleidoscope-eyes)

02 4 / 2014

"Why the frick is the Giver movie in color"

02 4 / 2014